You ever feel like this?

Whenever you’re at work, do you feel like you’re just repeating yourself?

Packers new Starting QB

Thanks to Mr. P for providing this tid-bit…

In a news conference Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting QB for the Packers this coming Saturday. Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be starting QB because she has spent the past 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers. During this period of time she became familiar with the definition of a corner blitz, and is now completely
comfortable with other terminology of the Packers offense. A survey of
Packers fans shows that 50% of those polled supported the move.

Does this sounds idiotic and unbelievable to you? Well, Hillary Clinton
makes the same claims as to why she is qualified to be President and 50% of
democrats polled agreed. She has never run a City, County, or State.
When told Hillary Clinton has experience because she has 8 years in the
white house, Dick Morris stated ’so has the pastry chef’.

No funny money…

Adam Grennan, 39, of Hull, Massachusetts walks into a bank wearing large white gloves, an oversized hooded parka and a scarf that covered his face. Suspicious maybe?

Grennan passed a note to the teller demanding large bills and no “funny money”, and unbeknownst to him, a cop – right behind him – puts a gun to the would-be robber and arrests him.

Adam Grennan, you have rightfully earned the Jackassery Award of the Day.