Some laws actually have good reason
Four words: Secure your motherf***ing load!!!
We have a law to secure loads for good reason. If you don’t secure your mothf***ing load, your sh*t will fly out and cause damage, injury, or death. All because you are too f***ing lazy to tie your sh*t down.
This morning I was on my way to work when a white bucket flew out of someone’s truck a couple cars ahead of me. It looked like it was rolling over to the side and out of my way, but a semi drove by and the wind knocked it straight in front of my car and i hit at about 40 mph… I hit it twice, first time it bounced back in front of me and then came back for round two. It was a 5 gallon bucket versus a 3300 pound car… guess who won?
At least I won this battle. I’m sure there was an accident shortly after as I looked in my rear view mirror and saw cars swerving to miss it. So, I called the department of transportation to advise of a “cleanup” need.
Luckily, my fate wasn’t like either of the links I provided above, but I did get some scuffs. They look like they’ll buff out, so this still ended well at least. Just frustrating as hell.
I’ll say it again… secure your motherf***ing load!!!!
http://theroosterstrikes.wordpress.com/2007/12/31/as-luck-would-have-it/
I’ll go ahead and say it for you: “Touche EC”.
no touché here… At least in the mattress situation I did tie it down. Sure, physics didn’t work with me that day, but at least I picked up after myself to prevent injury and death… The only thing damaged in that situation was my ego and brand new mattress!
All I can say is, how did you get that little mark above your e in touche? That makes it look so much more sophisticated and slams anything I might have said.
The ultimate “touché” can be achieved simply by pressing Ctrl+RoosterOwnsYou+E.