You know what really bothers me? When you are driving down the street and see a shoe laying in the road.
If you see two shoes, you figure someone got hit by a car. Ran over. Kaput. End of story.
But, what’s the story behind just one shoe? Why is there just one shoe in the road?! It leads to so many questions…
I love my iPhone. I have many apps that I find very useful. Some entertaining. Not because of the games, rather the potential of jackassery.
For example, I have the USA Today app. USA Today pulled a classic “I fubarred the headline” move today:
Notice the headline says “Underdog Kris Allen emerges as new ‘American Idol’ champ”, and then right below it, you get the spoiler alert “Don’t read until you’ve watched”.
Um, you already spoiled it. Good thing I am not an American Idol fan. I’d be pissed if I was. However, I am not a fan, so I just get a chuckle out it.
USA Today, you get the Jackassery Award of the Day. Congratulations.
