Bailout

Some laws actually have good reason

Four words:  Secure your motherf***ing load!!!

We have a law to secure loads for good reason.  If you don’t secure your mothf***ing load, your sh*t will fly out and cause damage, injury, or death.  All because you are too f***ing lazy to tie your sh*t down.

This morning I was on my way to work when a white bucket flew out of someone’s truck a couple cars ahead of me.  It looked like it was rolling over to the side and out of my way, but a semi drove by and the wind knocked it straight in front of my car and i hit at about 40 mph…  I hit it twice, first time it bounced back in front of me and then came back for round two.  It was a 5 gallon bucket versus a 3300 pound car… guess who won?

At least I won this battle.  I’m sure there was an accident shortly after as I looked in my rear view mirror and saw cars swerving to miss it.  So, I called the department of transportation to advise of a “cleanup” need.

Luckily, my fate wasn’t like either of the links I provided above, but I did get some scuffs.  They look like they’ll buff out, so this still ended well at least.  Just frustrating as hell.

I’ll say it again… secure your motherf***ing load!!!!

Faux Turbo

My buddy forwarded me this so-called product.  In a nutshell, for $500, you can install to make your car SOUND like it has a big turbo kit. 

Key word:  Sound.

It’s sale point is “It’s finally here…The non-turbo blowoff valve!!! This kit includes everything you need to get that popular blowoff sound that turbo cars give off on every shift. Save yourself $4000 from turbocharging your car just for the sound.”

I should have put this on my old Kia several years back.  Oh ya.  That would have been pimpin’.

In case you ever wondered what the definition of “rice” is, or to become rice, you should buy this product.

Here it is.