Urban Outfitters

OK, I’ll keep this short.  Lady goes to Urban Outfitters in the Alderwood Mall and sees questionable products that were sexual in nature, or puns.  Lady tries to take action and fails with the attorney general.

Lady’s name is Marci MILFs.  Well isn’t that ironic? 

Here’s the actual article.

Tent City

I don’t understand why people are getting their panties in a bunch over Tent City.

It’s a good thing. People constantly complain how horrible the homeless rate is, yet when these people band together and construct “Tent City”, a place the homeless can call home, a destitute “apartment” complex so-to-speak, people are freaking out, saying they don’t want it around.

“It’s unsafe”. “There are schools nearby and it doesn’t seem right”.

These people have a right to live. “Tent City” is a lot better than having these begging, sick, and dying citizens strewn all over our streets with no shelter.

Quit complaining and try coming up with a solution for once! Stop being the problem!

My Fiance and I were talking about this and came up with a solution in a manner of minutes.

If people don’t feel “safe” with homeless camping out in the vicinity, why not have these people registered so that, if needed, they can easily be identified?

Doesn’t sound like much? Well, think of it this way: Sex offenders are only required to register so that people are aware of where they live. For sex offenders, Level 1 to 3, this is all they need to do and no one can do anything about having them around. Most homeless people’s worst crime is panhandling, yet they are treated worse then people who violently rape innocent human beings.

I really try not to judge people, but it’s so hard not to when I know this level of hypocrisy is in our society.

These people have way too much sand in their vagina. That’s right, I went there.

Stop being retarded!

So, a little over a week ago, there was the supposed bomb scare when people found little electronic components with an image of the Moonbot from Aqua Teen Hunger Force flipping off anyone who’s eyes may have seen it.

Most of them looked like broken remote controls.

I know talking about this is like beating a dead horse, but I had to add my two cents.

You people have lost your entire sense of humor. That’s exactly what is wrong with this country now. The majority is so wrapped up in security that it has forgotten the fundamentals of what it is to be an American.

Freedom of Speech. Opportunity. The right to be who you are without conviction.

Pull that stick out of your ass and remember what country you live in. Stop overreacting to stupid crap like this. Just remember, when you freak out like you have to such trivial pranks such as this, that means the terrorists have gotten exactly what they want, to make us live in fear.

Survival of the… what?

You know, I am absolutely amazed at how some people survive in this world. In my job, I am a business analyst, project manager, tech support, and an administrator for an application at work. I’m a busy guy. I don’t really have time to decipher emails from people that can’t even speak or type in any form of English.

I can work with some typos and the occasional skipped word, but when someone is trying to get something across to me and throws out misspelled words, contractions where they shouldn’t be, double negatives, and contradictions to one’s own statements, it makes my job really difficult.

Here is an example of what I am dealing with right now:

Idiot: I would like to make an account on your [system] or [some other system]. I took over this job from a gentleman with the name. He had an account here. I am not doing work for this in Illinois. Can you please contact me on how I can get account.

Me: Do you need an account for [my application] or [the other system]? They are two different systems, both are based on the [vendor] platform. I can help with [my application]. If you’re not sure which one, just let me know what type of work you’ll be doing and I should be able to figure out what you need.If you already know you need access to [my application], go [URL], click “Apply for an Account”, and fill out all the required information.

Idiot: I have a [other system] account. I saw that after I send you email. I apply one. If I didn’t something wrong please let me know.

So, I then get a new user request from this guy in my system. Keep in mind, the new user request specifically details what is required information. This includes what access levels you need, what you will be doing in the system, first/last name, office phone number, and email address.

The idiot fails to enter what access levels he needs or what he will be doing in the application, so I have no idea how to set him up. On top of that, he enters his 5 digit office phone number, which somehow consists of numbers AND letters. Oh, and he also skipped his email address, but “luckily” I already had it from the email chain.

How this guy gets up in the morning and dresses himself, is beyond me. How he has the title “engineer” is also beyond me. The fact that someone hired this guy to do a job, proves he is not the only one which is this stupid.

This is proof that evolution is complete crap. Survival of the fittest? No, survival of the most reproductive is more like it. Stupid people breed excessively, and there is power in numbers, thus making stupid very, very powerful. No comment on the Bush Administration.

At least I can look at the bright side: If nothing sucked, nothing would be awesome. If nothing was ugly, nothing would be beautiful. Without stupid, there would be no smart.

Tigger

You know what grinds my gears? People like the Monoco family that are suing Disneyland because Tigger hit their son.

Has anyone watched the CBS interview with this family?

Anyone with half a brain can see this family has been coached by their lawyer and is lying through their teeth. The little bastard didn’t even get hit that hard, however, he had enough “neck pain” to necessitate medication. They say the kid never provoked Tigger, but if you even glance at the video, you can see the kid did something to Tigger when he reached behind Tigger’s back. However, “they did nothing to provoke Tigger.

This case is just as stupid as that one moron lady who sued McDonalds because SHE spilled hot coffee on herself.

Personally, I think we should, with a lack of better terms, kill two birds with one stone: Line up the Monoco kid next to the Burning Coffee Lady, give Tigger a pair of boxing gloves and have him beat the ever living crap out of them. Justice is served.

Step aside Terry Tate…

There’s a new office linebacker in town! Apparently this is the result of office gossip…