You bet your sweet…

Needless to say, this commercial got pulled.

It was warm out yesterday, it’s even warmer out today

In light of the potentially record breaking heat wave in Washington today, I would like to feature one of my favorite Family Guy clips…

Please accept this drawing as payment

This is quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen.  Read all of it…

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/good_idea_man_submits_drawing.php

Dogs are awesome

This is one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a long time…

Duck!

Life’s a Ditch

A buddy, a co-worker, and I decide to go grab some lunch. About 50 feet outside the office driveway, we run into some good ol’ hilarity.

Let me tell you, it’s really hard to call a tow truck while you are laughing hysterically.

INTERWEBS

So, I was doing what any good man would when he can’t be in a Best Buy store: browse BestBuy.com.  Well, I was surfing around the site and obviously clicked a broken link.  

Usually when someone gets an error page on a web site, they will get something along the lines of “We’re sorry, this page is currently undergoing maintenance.  Check back soon.”

Not Best Buy.  This is what I got:

Aisle Seat

Thanks for this, lbttrcup… funny!

Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat…

Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, ‘I need to get up and get a coke.’ ‘Don’t get up’said the Marine, ‘I’m in the aisle seat, I’ll get it for you’.

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, ‘That looks good, I’d really like one too’. Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other
shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately that had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors… ‘Why does it have to be this way’?

‘How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?’

* THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES. THE BEST!*

Crab Attack

Ever had an ex you despise?  Are you on the verge of a mental illness?  Does this illness make you wish you can take revenge on your ex?  Are you in a conundrum of how to take this revenge without going to jail?

I have a solution for you!  My wife sent me this page – we are both flabberghasted at it.  Yes, FLABBERGHASTED!

The short of it is that you can order crabs.  Not dungeness, not king, nothing edible (well, that’s negotiable in this situation).  I am talking about non-other then that which is considered a sexually transmitted disease (curable of course).

This company ships you these crabs and it is your responsibility to dump these crabs where you see fit (actually, I don’t care what the article says – taking this action is probably going to result in jail time if you get caught).

You can read all the details here.  Of course, I also have to provide a pic that outlines the grand result of taking this revenge:

Good ol’ Emo Jokes

If you’re anything like me, you just don’t understand the whole Emo thing.  Drama queens.  Attention whores.

I remember when people were sent to psychiatrists or other type of specialist to help resolve the issues that these people have now made a trend.  Apparently, doctors got lazy and we are now annoyed by the likes of “My Chemical Romance”.  Anywho, on this note, it’s time for some good ol’ Emo jokes:

Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to replace it, and two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.

Q: What’s the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
A: Emo grass cuts itself.

Q: What’s the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?
A: The baby doesn’t cry.

Q: How do you get an emo kid out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.

Q: What’s the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
A: You cry when you cut an onion.

Q: What do you call an emo kid laying in the road?
A: A speed bump.

Q: How many emo kids does it take to make a microwave burrito?
A: Four: One to write about it on LiveJournal, One to post a MySpace bulletin, One to take a picture of himself in the mirror with the burrito, and One to microwave the burrito.