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May 9, 2008 rooster Leave a comment

Alright, I found my new favorite website (www.cracked.com).  There was a photoshop contest for “What the presidential campaign would be like if the candidates had balls”.  Here a few of my pictures.  To see all of them, click here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Holy Ants, Batman!

March 12, 2007 rooster 6 comments

According to this article, a holy cold war has been inflicted on a Buddhist temple in Malaysia.

Why? Because poisonous stinging red ants have taken residency in this temple. The problem? The Buddhist religion has vowed to “respect other living things”, which causes the roadblock of not being able to exterminate these pests even though they have actually sent monks to the hospital and continue to threaten their very lives.

Interesting. In contrast, this seems like the liberals running a war on terrorism: There’s an obvious problem, they have no real solution, they are willing to waste time and resources to half-baked responses, and in the meantime, they get their butts handed to them and are being eaten alive because they don’t realize when it’s actually time to fight and stick it out until victory is achieved.

Political Crap

February 25, 2007 rooster 1 comment

I was just reading an article about how Cheney is, when reading between the lines, threatening war with Iran because they are not complying with shutting down their nuclear program.

I could spend hours getting into details here, but I’m just going to get to the point:

It is so hypocritical that the UN, specifically the United States, is threatening countries that have nuclear programs with war. Who is the biggest nuclear power on the Earth? The US. How can we, in good conscience, tell other countries they can’t have nuclear programs when we have the worst kind imaginable?

In closing, I’d like to preemptively counteract my Democrat and Liberal friends that are sure to say something like “that’s a Republican for you”, just remember: Franklin D. Roosevelt, who started the nuclear shame, was a Democrat.

"War is Post-Birth Abortion"

January 24, 2007 rooster 1 comment

I was driving home from work the other day and someone had posted a giant sign on an overpass for everyone to see. This is a common place where democrats/liberals like to protest. It is also a place where I like to flip the birdie to people on the overpass. In case you are asking yourself, this is not just a coincidence.

The sign read “War is Post-Birth Abortion”.

Let’s think about this. The protestors, most likely liberals over democrats, are using this statement to prove their point that the war in Iraq is wrong and immoral. Good for you libs, I may not agree with your opinion, but I respect it.

However, using “War is Post-Birth Abortion” is very ironic. I know you are trying to make a point using the fact that Republicans are against abortion, but this is where you have made yourself hypocrites:

You are pro-choice. You support abortion. By saying “War is Post-Birth Abortion”, you are, without realizing it, saying that you are pro-war.

Here’s an idea: I’m going to make a sign that says “Abortion is Pre-Birth War”.